Bases loaded, Swisher steps to the dish for the Yankees. Swisher already has three rib-eye steaks on the day against the Twinkies, he’d love to make it four.
Mauer sets up inside, and Pavano unleashes some cheese.
Swisher ducks out of the way.
“He got in Swisher’s bread basket,” says Michael Kay. "That was some serious cheddar."
“Pavano’s fastball has some mustard on it today,” says Ken Singleton. “Bet the Yanks would’ve liked to see that when they were paying Pavano’s salary.”
Swisher steps back into the box and sets.
Pavano looks in for a sign.
Kay munched peanuts. Singleton had Cracker Jacks.
“He’s been attacking the hitters,” says Kay, “not his usual nibbling approach. Which is fine with Swish; fastballs are his bread and butter.”
The pitch comes. Swish swings. He hits a pea to right. Jason Kubel is in pursuit, and makes a nifty snow-cone catch in the gap.
“That was a seed,” says Kay.
“Indeed,” says Singleton. “It was hit too hard for Granderson to score.”
Up steps Texeira. Pavano starts him off with a fastball, high and tight. Texeira steps out of the way.
“Pavano got in Tex’s kitchen that time,” says Kay.
Pavano sets, deals. It’s an off-speed pitch. Texeira swings feebly and pops it up to second. Hudson grabs it easily.
“Can of corn,” says Kay.
Two down, bases still loaded. Up steps Alex Rodriguez.
Pavano looks in and deals.
The pitch comes in, straight and catching too much of the plate. A-Rod swings mightily.
"SEEE YAAAA!." says Kay as the ball flies over the right-centerfield fence.
“Oppo taco!” says Singleton.
“He threw A-Rod a cookie," says Kay. "Catchers don't catch too many of those."
A-Rod rounds the bases. The Twins fans boo.
“A-Rod’s first tater since August 28th,” says Kay. “A grand salami, no less.”
The boos get louder as A-Rod flips his helmet away and jumps onto the plate.
“Twins fans have no love lost for A-Rod,” says Singleton. “They think he’s a hot dog.”
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